this boy in my high school literally was SO quiet and never spoke and then……,…„„ he…did this
SO um I’m the one responsible for this…I did it two years ago when I was home alone bored one day…I KNEW this would come back to haunt me I just KNEW IT.I AM CRYING IT’S YOU
(Source: sneeply)
watching everything gordon ramsey to cope with this hiatus is affecting me badly
sometimes i just
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
(Source: ptysis)
IT’S BACK
i want this on my blog forever
I can’t breathe omfg
always reblog
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DID i JUST WATCH?
I lost it at the elderly woman.
LMFAO YESSSS
(Source: videohall)
he’s proud of the soft “whoofp” sound it makes when smacking things zachlemore geez
Thank you, Netflix, for reminding me that this song exists.
i made sum pancakes
oh my god are you shitting me
(Source: im-electricsympathy)
Guys, this is heartbreaking.
One of the ladies from my class posted this on facebook TODAY. Her daughter went missing. She was last seen here, in Portland, Oregon. She is an amazing mother and my heart and soul go out to her.
I really want to get the word out. Lesley (the mom) is so amazing…this is just ripping my heart out.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHARE THIS
I know I’ve got some Portland followers!
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
Signal boost
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is my legacy
